POSTED July 18, 2014 @ 00:57 WITH 92,339 notes
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What has it got in its pocketses?

Dog Treats

http://everambling.tumblr.com/post/92054796854/danielkanhai-all-police-sketch-artists-to-be 

everambling:

danielkanhai:

all police sketch artists to be replaced with teens using doll dress up games on the internet.

"this is what the suspect would look like if he was a girl and a sailor scout.”

POSTED July 17, 2014 @ 12:30 WITH 15,173 notes
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LOOK AT THIS COOKIE CAKE WE GOT #cookiecake #funny #cashmoney

LOOK AT THIS COOKIE CAKE WE GOT #cookiecake #funny #cashmoney

legochesters:

Arguing about books vs. ebooks is like arguing about cake vs. also cake.

like arguing about batman vs also batman

thenumberonesolitarycyclist:

briannieh:

Back in NYC #briannieh

American wizard kickin’ it with his familiar wondering if his side witch’ll hit him up via owl. damn, those birds be slow.

thenumberonesolitarycyclist:

briannieh:

Back in NYC #briannieh

American wizard kickin’ it with his familiar wondering if his side witch’ll hit him up via owl. damn, those birds be slow.

Shhhh bb shhhhhh

Shhhh bb shhhhhh

POSTED June 14, 2014 @ 17:07 WITH 906,239 notes
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niwindustries:

The persistent challenge facing the modern mage is the need for a consistent mana source in an ever changing combat environment and the stealth needed for the mage to finish reciting his spells without being detected by the enemy.  With the patented BakTac™ Ghillie suit system, you can carry your favorite mana rich vegetation on you at all times.  The BakTac™ system allows you to create a mini Eco-system you can pull from whenever necessary.  Add high mana generating poison spiders and black adders to the mix for on the fly sacrifices needed for spell boosts when encountering pinch situations. Paired with the TuffTome™ digital display spell book, the modern mage now boasts the most compact magic systems in history, ready for any challenge in the modern battlefield. 

niwindustries:

The persistent challenge facing the modern mage is the need for a consistent mana source in an ever changing combat environment and the stealth needed for the mage to finish reciting his spells without being detected by the enemy.  With the patented BakTac™ Ghillie suit system, you can carry your favorite mana rich vegetation on you at all times. 

The BakTac™ system allows you to create a mini Eco-system you can pull from whenever necessary.  Add high mana generating poison spiders and black adders to the mix for on the fly sacrifices needed for spell boosts when encountering pinch situations.

Paired with the TuffTome™ digital display spell book, the modern mage now boasts the most compact magic systems in history, ready for any challenge in the modern battlefield. 

POSTED June 14, 2014 @ 17:06 WITH 4,992 notes
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I have no idea what he’s talking about but he just keeps asking for my number

I have no idea what he’s talking about but he just keeps asking for my number