cachivache:

suddenly like ever goddamn person on my facebook feed is posting about their cats, what did I do to deserve this fresh brand of hell?

POSTED September 10, 2014 @ 15:22 WITH 5 notes
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humansofnewyork:

"I prefer maritime laws over laws on land. Maritime laws only exist to guarantee safe passage. There are no loopholes or biases to favor more powerful vessels. Every ship is equal, and no one is more powerful than the sea."

humansofnewyork:

"I prefer maritime laws over laws on land. Maritime laws only exist to guarantee safe passage. There are no loopholes or biases to favor more powerful vessels. Every ship is equal, and no one is more powerful than the sea."

urbean:

thats a cool skeleton fresh from skeleton hell

almost halloween

POSTED September 09, 2014 @ 14:09 WITH 215,445 notes
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list of bird facts

iguanamouth:

  • birds dont give a shit about your haircut
  • birds make noise early in the morning because they know that people have to get up for work in a few hours
  • cuckoo birds lay their eggs in the nests of other birds because they are notorious alcoholics and unfit to raise a child
  • birds do not actually have calls and are in fact speaking in tongues to raise the dead
  • birds dont care if you live or die
POSTED September 09, 2014 @ 14:04 WITH 7,815 notes
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fat-birds:

whimsillage:

oh my god I love fat birds 

and I love you!! :D

fat-birds:

whimsillage:

oh my god I love fat birds 

and I love you!! :D

POSTED September 09, 2014 @ 14:00 WITH 2,058 notes
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AGAMEMNON: all of you will swear allegiance to me
ACHILLES: [skateboards by] who the fuck is this clown?

 -

"dirtbag illiad" (via luciphere)

is that queeblo?

POSTED September 09, 2014 @ 13:24 WITH 8,295 notes
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POSTED August 30, 2014 @ 03:43 WITH 1,271 notes
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I mean…. what??

I mean…. what??

POSTED August 27, 2014 @ 19:13 WITH 201,377 notes
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