suddenly like ever goddamn person on my facebook feed is posting about their cats, what did I do to deserve this fresh brand of hell?
"I prefer maritime laws over laws on land. Maritime laws only exist to guarantee safe passage. There are no loopholes or biases to favor more powerful vessels. Every ship is equal, and no one is more powerful than the sea."
thats a cool skeleton fresh from skeleton hell
- birds dont give a shit about your haircut
- birds make noise early in the morning because they know that people have to get up for work in a few hours
- cuckoo birds lay their eggs in the nests of other birds because they are notorious alcoholics and unfit to raise a child
- birds do not actually have calls and are in fact speaking in tongues to raise the dead
- birds dont care if you live or die
oh my god I love fat birds
and I love you!! :D